So this week has been a relentlessly busy one so far. Besides the regular
class load I helped teach a seminar to fourth grade English teachers meaning I sang songs for and extra four hours this week. In other teaching news I offered to teach my second year English class outside today. They took me up on the offer and we headed outdoors bundled in a minimum of four layers. This seemed like a perfect time to teach the requisite English song: the Hokey
Pokey. At first they were a little
embarrassed to be singing in front of the school building in the cold (especially when "you put your left hip in and you shake it all about..."), but it eventually reached the silly level at which point they started to enjoy the song and dance.
We started taking the comparative/superlative quiz with the students sitting on the non-functioning fountain when one of the students asked, "
Tysen bagsh (teacher) are you cold?" Not wanting to look weak I decided that the best reply would be, "No, of course not" but then, at the spur of the moment I decided to follow up on the response with another question, the famous, "...are you?" Being Mongolians I assumed that the -9 degree
Celsius weather felt a bit balmy (people still aren't wearing hats here... I usually wear two on top of each other). But how wrong I was!
Haha! They wanted to go back inside to finish class! I win!
Or not...this winter will be telling. It's really not bad until the wind picks up, at which point it doesn't seem to matter how many layers you are wearing...
Bathing has become less entertaining of late. Let me explain (the youth of America are advised to avert their attention away from this blog for the next few moments...). The process of taking a
tumpin bath is a complicated one. At least it is for
Tysen. You see, a
tumpin is a giant
Tupperware, maybe two feet in diameter.
Step one: make a huge, and I mean huge fire in your stove. I recommend stuffing the thing with so much wood and coal that you can barely get the cover put on...
Step two: turn on your Peace Corps issued heater. On high. But not too high less you blow your
ger's fuse (again...).
Step three (actually performed
simultaneously with steps one and two): boil water in your tea kettle. You won't need much.
Step four: pour one scoop (maybe 4 cups) of cold water into your
tumpin (you could use more if you are less frugal about your water supply, meaning you don't sleep through the morning delivery every time you run out...). Add a little of your boiled water. WATCH OUT! Do not put too much boiling water into the
tumpin. Your
tumpin will not melt but your head will not soon forgive you...
Step five: tip the
tumpin towards you and bob your hair into the pooled water. You will need to splash some water around since you are not using much (remember your Peace Corps budget friends!). Apply shampoo and rinse. At this point many people get new water to wash their body. Take a wild guess about whether or not
Tysen does this...
Step six: wash yourself. Start with your top half kneeling over your
tumpin. Then stand/squat in your
tumpin and wash your lower half.
Step seven: reach for your towel and dry yourself in the
tumpin (don't get your
ger carpet wet, it is hard enough to clean the way it is...). GET DRESSED QUICKLY LEST YOU DIE A QUICK BUT PAINFUL DEATH.
Mash
sain baina! You have just taken your first (and most likely last
tumpin bath, if it is not your last, please seek counseling). Most Mongolians use the shower houses here and find
tumpin bathing Peace Corps Volunteers a bit odd and provincial. But, hey, you know what, I don't have a good response to that one yet...
I should mention things political. Or not...
Enjoy the weather!
Peace out from Mongolia
(7:27 PM on Wednesday, November 12).
